Episode 98 - Another Mexican Lager, a Fraudulent Veteran & a Apocalypse

Welcome to episode 98 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and subscribe!

Episode Guide:

Beers of the Week:

• Hop Bullet Magnum Edition by Sierra Nevada Brewing Company (Mills River, NC) - Rating: 4.00
• Carolina Clara Mexican Lager by Southern Pines Brewing Co. (Southern Pines, NC) - Rating: 3.50

Facts of the Week:

• By the time we reach adulthood, our bodies have become home to approximately 100,000 miles of blood vessels, we’re talking veins and arteries.
• Thanks to his packaged chocolate chip cookies, you may be familiar with Wally “Famous” Amos. But before he worked his magic on the sweet treats, He discovered and signed folk duo Simon & Garfunkel and was a talent rep for acts like Diana Ross, Sam Cooke, and Marvin Gaye.
• The original oranges from Southeast Asia were a tangerine-pomelo hybrid, and they were actually green. In fact, oranges in warmer regions, such as Vietnam and Thailand, still stay green through maturity.
• Yes, there was a real John Chapman who planted thousands of apple trees on U.S. soil. But the apples on those trees were much more bitter than the ones you’d find in the supermarket today. “Johnny Appleseed” didn’t expect his fruits to be eaten whole but rather made into hard apple cider.
• Armadillo shells are bulletproof.
• In fact, one Texas man was hospitalized when a bullet he shot at an armadillo ricocheted off the animal and hit him in the jaw.
• Thanks to 3D printing, NASA can email tools to astronauts.

Friendly Advice:

• If You Have a Camera, You’ll Always be Protected from Sasquatch Attacks.
• Drinking whiskey? Put a tea bag in there to avoid being judged for day drinking.
• When Using a Public Bathroom, Always Check to See if There’s Toilet Paper.
• If You Wait Until the Last Minute to Do It, It Only Takes a Minute to Do.
• When You Want to Annoy Someone at Work, Use Air Quotes when Addressing Their Work Title.
• Don't Be Sad, Because Sad Backwards Is Das, And Das Not Good.
• For $1, you can buy a candy bar from a vending machine. For $2, you can buy a brick, and get all the candy in the vending machine.

Unofficial News

• Firefighters rescue a woman trapped inside a garbage truck.
• New Hampshire Army vet faked needing a wheelchair for 20 years to claim over $660K in benefits.
• Texas grandfather was wrongly ID'd as Sunglass Hut robber by facial recognition technology and GANG-RAPED after being jailed for a crime that took place while he was in California, lawsuit claims.
• Florida anger management specialist accused of fatally shooting a homeless man.

Unofficial Fanzone:

• NFL Superbowl Match-up.
• NHL Standings.
• NBA Standings.

Unofficial Thoughts:

• What world apocalyptic event would you rather endure?

• T- Virus

• Minecraft mobs spawn in the correct light levels

• The Thanos effect

• Asteroid equal to the one that killed the Dinos hits earth 

• Yellowstone and Toba erupt simultaneously

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