Episode 99 - A Cracked Out Bears, A Couger Mother & Super Bowl Sunday

Welcome to episode 99 of the official podcast of Your Unofficial Boys. Every week we review beers, talk sports and discuss funny current events. Please like and subscribe!

Episode Guide:

Beers of the Week:

• Black Hop Down by Gizmo BrewWorks (Raleigh, NC) - Rating: 2.50
• Coffee is for Closers by Fullsteam Brewery (Durham, NC) - Rating: 4.25

Facts of the Week: Super Bowl Edition

• 8 million pounds of guacamole is consumed on Super Bowl Sunday.
• 14,500 tons of chips are eaten along with that guacamole.
• Of the top 10 most watched American television programs of all time, nine of them are Super Bowls.
• Over 700,000 footballs are produced annually for official NFL use and 72 of them are used for the Super Bowl.
• The average cost of a 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl has ranged from $37,500 at Super Bowl I, to around $2.2 million at Super Bowl XXXIV in 2000, and by Super Bowl XLIX in 2015, had doubled to around $4.5 million.
• The NFL has a policy against holding Super Bowl games in stadiums that have a climate of less than 50 degrees Fahrenheit unless it is an enclosed stadium.
• Which team has played in four Super Bowls but has never led at any point during the game? –The Minnesota Vikings.
• What current NFL team has never played in a Super Bowl? (There is 4 of them… can you name all 4?) –Detroit Lions, Houston Texans, Jacksonville Jaguars, and Cleveland Browns.

Friendly Advice:

• When going to the bathroom, aim like a Jedi not like a stormtrooper.
• The best defense against somebody videotaping you is to blast a song by an artist who is serious about copyright infringement.
• Oil floats on water, so cover yourself in oil, wait for it to rain, and fly.
• Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
• Just because your trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It is called a garbage can, not a garbage cannot.
• Accept the fact that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.

Unofficial News

• What happened when a Cold War-era missile was found in the garage.
• A Minnesota mom accused of having sex with two boys, 15, at the hotel after a marriage spat.
• Man banned from every Wickes in the country after 'tank' protest.
• A Florida lawmaker says a bill to loosen rules on killing bears is aimed at ‘the ones that are on crack’.

Unofficial Fanzone:

• Super Bowl Sunday.
• Clayton Kershaw is remining with the Dodgers.
• NHL Standings.
• NBA Standings.

Unofficial Thoughts:

• What video game would you choose to finish on normal difficulty, if finished 100% you get $500,000, but every time you die, you owe 50,000?

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